Bachelor Quotes

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Bachelor Quotes

Phyllis Diller float=none
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Phyllis Diller float=none
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Samuel Johnson float=none
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

Samuel Johnson float=none
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

Francis Bacon float=none
A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Francis Bacon float=none
A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

George Bernard Shaw float=none
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

George Bernard Shaw float=none
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

Sholom Aleichem float=none
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

Sholom Aleichem float=none
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

Earl Wilson float=none
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women – but not far enough to lose his balance.

Earl Wilson float=none
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women – but not far enough to lose his balance.

Henry Louis Mencken float=none
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Henry Louis Mencken float=none
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Helen Rowland float=none
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Helen Rowland float=none
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Helen Rowland float=none
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Helen Rowland float=none
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Bangambiki Habyarimana float=none
To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar.

Bangambiki Habyarimana float=none
To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar.

George Jean Nathan float=none
The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

George Jean Nathan float=none
The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

John Ford float=none
A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life’s no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance.

John Ford float=none
A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life’s no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance.

Jilly Cooper float=none
People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried.

Jilly Cooper float=none
People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried.

Louisa Lawson float=none
A bachelor is only half a man.

Louisa Lawson float=none
A bachelor is only half a man.

Marcus Tullius Cicero float=none
A bachelor’s bed is the most pleasant.

Marcus Tullius Cicero float=none
A bachelor’s bed is the most pleasant.

Helen Rowland float=none
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Helen Rowland float=none
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Helen Rowland float=none
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.

Helen Rowland float=none
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.

Herman Melville float=none
Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.

Herman Melville float=none
Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.

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