Bartender Quotes

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Bartender Quotes

A good bartender has to be part philosopher, part psychiatrist, part psychic.

Al the Bartender

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Albert Einstein

Bartenders want to give you good service, but they also want to give everyone a good service. If the bar is slow, then the bartender will be able to spend more time with you.

Angus Winchester

A professional bartender is someone who can do his or her best work when he or she doesn’t feel like it.

Bruce Tomlinson

Bartenders want to give you good service, but they also want to give everyone a good service. If the bar is slow, then the bartender will be able to spend more time with you.

Cheryl Charming

Bartenders recognize through practice what liquid increments look like in a standard mixing glass.

Dave Arnold

For the bartender, the weight of the finished beverage isn’t important but the volume is.

Dave Arnold

If I go / Before I’m old / Oh, brother of mine / Please don’t forget me if I go / Bartender, please / Fill my glass for me / With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free / After three days in the ground.

Dave Matthews

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Don Marquis

A theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

Ernest Rutherford

An American goes into an Irish pub. He said to the bartender, ‘Whiskey and ice.’ The bartender said, ‘There’s no ice.’ The American said, ‘I’ll have water.’ He said, ‘You can’t. The water’s frozen.’

Hal Roach

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer.

Harry Gordon Johnson

The professional bartender has the convenience of a daily fresh produce delivery to the restaurant or bar room door.

Jeffrey Morgenthaler

There’s a myth out there that chilling citrus will reduce the yield of juice, so some bartenders leave it on the counter, but you can trust me when I tell you that this is a load of bull.

Jeffrey Morgenthaler

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender…

Jim Bishop

Bartenders and contemporary cocktail historians must be more transparent about our formulas and practices, in order to preserve them for generations to come.

Jim Meehan

That’s the magic of being a bartender— the sleight of hand at play, to hide all the work and serve up all the pleasure.

Jim Meehan

People tend to talk openly to bartenders.

Johnny Welsh

I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people.

Maggie Haberman

A bartender can’t be made overnight, though, and a headful of recipes and facts will get you only so far.

Ray Foley

Is it true,’ asked the customer ‘that alcohol makes people able to do things better?’ ‘No,’ replied the bartender, ‘it just makes them less ashamed of doing them badly.

Ray Foley

The difference between a rich drunk and a poor one is that a rich one tells his problems to a psychiatrist and a poor one tells his to a bartender.

Ray Foley

I like the sound the glass makes when the bartender puts on the counter. I like the way it feels in my hand. I bring it in close, and I can smell it, and a wave of release goes through my body even before I take the first sip.

Rude Awakening

No one ever made history in the living room. And without a bartender, who at home are you going to tell your troubles to? Your dog?

Steven Kates

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before…

Zach Galifianakis

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