Bed Quotes

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Bed Quotes

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

Andrew Young

Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed anyway.

Andy Warhol

The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.

Angela Carter

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Benjamin Franklin

Bed is the best place for reading, thinking, or doing nothing.

Doris Lessing

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Erma Bombeck

And bed, he thought. Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought. I never knew how easy it was. And what beat you, the thought.

Ernest Hemingway

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns

You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.

George Horace Lorimer

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it

Guy De Maupassant

To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.


Go to bed early and wake up early. The morning hours are good.

Jeff Bezos

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

John Ciardi

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Jules Feiffer

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Marlene Dietrich

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

Max Lerner

Only a fool would make the bed every day.

Nancy Spain

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

Nelson Rodrigues

Don’t take tomorrow to bed with you.

Norman Vincent Peale

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Ogden Nash

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Richard Grenier

A bed is where a sense of shared purpose first takes root.

Rick Moody

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe.

Samuel Johnson

The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

Samuel Johnson

Never go to bed with someone whose problems are greater than yours.

Studs Terkel

O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.

Thomas Hood

Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life.

W. H. Auden

The bed is just gorgeous. It’s bright and colorful. It looks like a whole bunch of mattresses piled up. But it’s an optical illusion. It’s really just fabric, stuffing, nails and a staple gun. It’s so tall, you need a ladder to get in.

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