Niya Beer Quotes
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Al Bundy
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Ancient Egyptian Saying
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.
Author Unknown
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
Bruce Carlton
People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Capital Brewery
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
David Rains Wallace
Beer is a wholesome liquor ..it abounds with nourishment.
Dr. Benjamin Rush
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Harold Rudolph
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Hervey Allen
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Jack Handy
A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.
Jim Parker
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Welhelm
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Paracelsus
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.
Stephen Morris
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
Thomas Jefferson
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say scientists’ I meant Irish people.
Tina Fey
They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving
Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
Wiley
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
William Shakespeare
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
William Shakespeare
Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.
Winston Churchill
