Beer Quotes

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Beer Quotes

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Al Bundy

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Ancient Egyptian Saying

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.

Author Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.

Bruce Carlton

People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Capital Brewery

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

David Moulton

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.

David Rains Wallace

Beer is a wholesome liquor abounds with nourishment.

Dr. Benjamin Rush

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

Harold Rudolph

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Henry Lawson

Religions change; beer and wine remain.

Hervey Allen

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

Jack Handy

A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.

Jim Parker

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Kaiser Welhelm

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.


He was a wise man who invented beer.


There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.

Stephen Morris

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Stephen Wright

Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.

Thomas Jefferson

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say scientists’ I meant Irish people.

Tina Fey

They who drink beer will think beer.

Washington Irving

Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.


For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

William Shakespeare

Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.

Winston Churchill


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