Cigar Quotes

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Cigar Quotes

I always smoked cigars. I’ve smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

Al Hirt

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

Alfred De Musset

Everything looks nicer when you win. The girls are prettier. The cigars taste better. The trees are greener.

Billy Martin

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

C.S. Lewis

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

D. L. Hughley

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

Daisy Fuentes

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

E.G. Bulwer-Lytton Darnley

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

Ed Markey

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

Franz Liszt

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don’t have something to hang on to I might fall down.

George Burns

If I had taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.

George Burns

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

George Sand

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

George Sand

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

Gro Harlem Brundtland

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

Groucho Marx

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.

Guillermo Cabrera Infante

A cigar has a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Horace Greely

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

Joan Collins

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men’s souls.

John Galsworthy

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men’s souls.

John Galsworthy

Fuller’s cigar in the night was a beacon warning carefree, frivolous people away. It was plainly a cigar smoked in anger.

Kurt Vonnegut

A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure.

Leo Tolstoy

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Lynda Barry

A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.

Malcolm Forbes

Cigars are society. They are the food you eat and the bed where you sleep. They are the clothes you wear and the shoes on your feet. Cigars are, at the very least, responsible for everything you and I have.

Mark McGinty

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.

Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.

Mark Twain

I have only one moral precept. Never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

Mark Twain

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Mark Twain

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won”t go.

Mark Twain

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.

Mark Twain

No one can tell me what is a good cigar for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

Mark Twain

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.

Mary Wilson Little

Cigar smoking by it’s very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

Michael Douglas

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

Moliere

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.

Raul Julia

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.

Richard Carleton

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

Robert Green Ingersoll

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

Rudyard Kipling

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

Rush Limbaugh

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

Samuel Fuller

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

Sigmund Freud

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Sigmund Freud

On a cold morning in winter, a Toscan cigar fortifies the soul.

Stendhal

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

Stephen King

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story’s just a story.

Stephen King

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke – it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Thomas Hahn

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Thomas Mann

You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don’t get much else in that job.

Thomas P. O'Neill

Right now, we want to run in the Cigar mile if he is 100 percent.

Tim Ritchey

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Will Rogers

And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?

William Allen Butler

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

Winston Churchill

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!

Winston Churchill

A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit.

Zino Davidoff

If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.

Zino Davidoff

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