Cow Quotes

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Cow Quotes

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Abbie Hoffman

Cows scream louder than carrots.

Alan Watts

Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics.

Gena Rowlands

The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.

George Herbert

You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail.

Hank Aaron

We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.

Joel Salatin

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher’s stall passes as food.

John Harvey Kellogg

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.

John McNulty

Keep a cow, and then the milk won’t have to be watered but once.

Josh Billings

Cow protection is the gift of Hinduism to the world.

Mahatma Gandhi

Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.

Mahatma Gandhi

Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.

Mahatma Gandhi

Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.

Mahatma Gandhi

The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.

Mahatma Gandhi

The cow to me is a sermon on pity.

Mahatma Gandhi

Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.

Mason Cooley

The cow’s point of view deserves more literary attention.

Mason Cooley

Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.

Nikki Giovanni

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

Ogden Nash

A cow’s heaven is a flower’s idea of hell.

Oliver Gaspirtz

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.

Samuel Johnson

To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.

Shunryu Suzuki

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Steven Wright

Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.

Thomas de Quincey

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

Tom Robbins

If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.


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