Crazy Friends Quotes

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Crazy Friends Quotes

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

A.A. Milne

A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy…I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it

Andrew Solomon

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.

Ann Lindbergh

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.

Arnold H. Glasgow

As the old saying goes, laughter truly is the best medicine, and giggling with your gal pals can heal almost anything.

Becca Anderson

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Bernard Meltzer

I don’t trust him. We’re friends.

Bertolt Brecht

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

C. S. Lewis

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

Chancey Depew

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

Charles Lamb

There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a rooftop.


Afterall, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday.


True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Emilie Saint-Genis

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

George Carlin

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

Gore Vidal

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’

Groucho Marx

I’m fortunate to have kind and funny friends who’ve been by my side through all the crazy ups and downs of trying to get published (and, hello life), and if they weren’t keeping me sane and making me laugh, I don’t know that I could have written this book.

Jennifer Hillier

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Jim Hayes

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Lawrence J. Peter

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces.

Mae West

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

Marcelene Cox

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies; not our friends.

Margot Asquith

If I killed somebody, I have zero doubt that if I called my best friend and was like,’Hey grab a shovel,’ she wouldn’t even ask a question.

Mila Kunis

He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.

Oscar Wilde

Crazy friends are the ones that go through the rain with you.

R. Luke Thompson

We all need a crazy friend that is willing to stand up for us when we are down on ourselves. We also need to be a crazy friend for someone else in their time of need.

R. Luke Thompson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.

Rita Mae Brown

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Robert Brault

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Sylvia Path

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.


Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.


We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.


You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.


If you have crazy friends, you have everything.


You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!


You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.


I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!

Warren G. Harding

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.

William Somerset Maugham

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep.

Woody Allen

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