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A cute Nurse came for interview. Doctor: What salary do you expect? Nurse: Rs 10,000 Doctor was overjoyed and said: My pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure its Rs 25,000

 

Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!

 

New way of writing answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this: |||||||||| and write below: ‘Scratch here for ANSWERS’

 

One boy on his way to home with his mom after school, Saw a couple kissing on the road, He suddenly shouted and said look mom, They are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

 

Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says ‘Let’s have fun today!’ Girl replies: Papa it’s me!

 

Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you!

 

Funny Whatsapp messages

Seriously first time in Indian history. Latest funny event occurred Friends, Petrol is cheaper then Onions in India!

 

The world is here at, Sharad University… Where are you? At a better university.

 

A boy got rejected and girl got selected in an interview for same reason. Think? they both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO … Jokes!

 

A man lost on no-man’s-land Island. One day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life. Suddenly a hot girl came there and the man use the wood for making bed. Moral – A girl can change your goal.

 

Sweet Fact: If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend and if a boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any girlfriend.

 

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’

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