God Quotes

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God Quotes

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.”

C.S. Lewis

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

Oscar Wilde

“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.”

C.S. Lewis

“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.”

Anonymous, Holy Bible: King James Version

“God has no religion.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars.”

Elbert Hubbard

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

Nicolas Chamfort

“Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.”

Corrie ten Boom

“The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.”

Soren Kierkegaard

“I talk to God but the sky is empty.”

Sylvia Plath

“God save us from people who mean well.”

Vikram Seth, A Suitable Boy

“That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

Stephen King, The Stand

“Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves.”

Joni Eareckson Tada, The God I Love

“No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn’t in submission to God!”

T D Jakes

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“I don’t stand for black man’s side, I don’t stand for white man’s side, I stand for God’s side.”

Bob Marley

“God save us from people who mean well.”

Vikram Seth, A Suitable Boy

“That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

Stephen King, The Stand

“Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves.”

Joni Eareckson Tada, The God I Love

“Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee.”

Augustine of Hippo, Confessions

“No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn’t in submission to God!”

T D Jakes

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

Woody Allen

“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”

Woody Allen

“I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist.”

Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.”


“Joy is the infallible sign of the presence of God.”

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

“It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence.”

C.S. Lewis

“If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you’d have died in childhood.”

Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“God answers all prayers, but sometimes his answer is ‘no’.”

Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“What you are is God’s gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.”

Hans Urs von Balthasar, Prayer

“No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.”

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.”


“What comes into our minds when we think about God is the most important thing about us.”

A.W. Tozer

“Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.”

C.S. Lewis, Letters to Malcolm: Chiefly on Prayer

“Why is there ever this perverse cruelty in humankind, that makes us hurt most those we love best?”

Jacqueline Carey, Kushiel's Chosen

“God is a concept by which we measure our pain.”

John Lennon

“From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.”

Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses

“The pupil dilates in darkness and in the end finds light, just as the soul dilates in misfortune and in the end finds God.”

Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

“We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.”

Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

“Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.”

Carolyn McCulley

“Sometimes you can see things happen right in front of your eyes and still jump to the wrong conclusions.”

Jodi Picoult, Keeping Faith

“You can get a thousand no’s from people, and only one “yes” from God.”

Tyler Perry

“Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you.”

Francine Rivers, And The Shofar Blew

“Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?”

Corrie Ten Boom

“Anything under God’s control is never out of control.”

Charles Swindoll

“If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”

Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Do your best and let God do the rest.”

Ben Carson

“The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.”

William Blake

“A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man”

Arthur Schopenhauer

“I believe in the fundamental truth of all great religions of the world.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!”

Joel Osteen

“When your will is God’s will, you will have your will.”

Charles Spurgeon

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…dies.”

George Carlin

“Sometimes I arrive just when God’s ready to have somone click the shutter.”

Ansel Adams

“I hate you, God. I hate you as though you actually exist.”

Graham Greene, The End of the Affair

“Almighty God, I am sorry I am now an atheist, but have You read Nietzsche?”

John Fante, Ask the Dust

“Without God all things are permitted.”

Fyodor Dostoevsky

“I have found God, but he is insufficient.”

Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

“Lift your hips for me, love.”

Tahereh Mafi, Ignite Me

“Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”

Anonymous, Holy Bible: King James Version

“When everything gets answered, it’s fake.”

Sean Penn

“That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget.”

Jean-Paul Sartre

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

Lenny Bruce

“My arms are too short to box with God.”

Johnny Cash

“God is no fonder of intellectual slackers than He is of any other slacker.”

C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

“Just because you can explain it doesn’t mean it’s not still a miracle.”

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“We have never heard the devil’s side of the story, God wrote all the book.”

Anatole France

“He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only.”

C.S. Lewis, The Weight of Glory

“God is the same everywhere.”

Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace

“You will never glory in God till first of all God has killed your glorying in yourself.”

Charles H. Spurgeon

“Woman is the light of God.”


“I gave in, and admitted that God was God.”

C.S. Lewis

“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible.”

Stuart Chase

“I seemed to hear God saying, “Put down your gun and we’ll talk.”

C.S. Lewis

“Love is the only future God offers.”

Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

“God dwells within you, as you.”

Elizabeth Gilbert

“In God there is no hunger that needs to be filled, only plenteousness that desires to give.”

C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

“Don’t believe in God. Love the world just the way it is. ”

Melina Marchetta, On the Jellicoe Road

“Pray, hope, and don’t worry. Worry is useless. God is merciful and will hear your prayer.”

Padre Pio

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”

Jess C Scott, Rockstar

“Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.”

Henry David Thoreau

“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.”

Richelle Mead, Succubus Shadows

“Stop asking God to bless what you’re doing. Find out what God’s doing. It’s already blessed.”


“You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God.”

Graham Greene, Brighton Rock

“Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.”

Rabindranath Tagore

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“We’re called to be faithful, to take those first difficult steps–and to leave the results up to God.”

Alex Harris

“I regard the afterlife to be a fairy story for people that are afraid of the dark”

Stephen Hawking

“Did God ever cry over his lost angel, I wonder?”

Libba Bray, Rebel Angels

“There is nothing more important than your eternal salvation.”

Kirk Cameron

“If God really existed, it would be necessary to abolish Him.”

Mikhail Bakunin

“I perceive God everywhere in His works. I sense Him in me; I see Him all around me.”

Rousseau Jean - Jacques

“God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.”

Paul Valéry

“I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.”

Georges Duhamel

“gray hair is gods graffiti”

Bill Cosby

“God gave us crying so other folks could see when we needed help, and help us.”

Joshilyn Jackson, Gods in Alabama

“God’s only excuse is that he does not exist”


“For every thing that lives is Holy.”

William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

“If you understood him, it would not be God.”

St. Augustine of Hippo

“Becuse God loves us, but the devil takes an interest.”

Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution

“never’s the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.”

Stephen King, The Dark Tower

“People who fit don’t seek. The seekers are those that don’t fit.”

Shannon L. Alder

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

Woody Allen

“Some of the most beautiful things we have in life comes from our mistakes.”

Surgeo Bell

“Only God is awesome.”

Shane Claiborne

“When God takes out the trash, don’t go digging back through it. Trust Him.”

Amaka Imani Nkosazana, Heart Crush

“And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?”

Robert G. Ingersoll, Some Mistakes of Moses

“You are not what others think you are. You are what God knows you are.”

Shannon Alder

“I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.”

Jules Renard

“I am striving to give back the Divine in myself to the Divine in the All.”


“Imagination is a gift given to us from God and each one of us use it differently.”

Brian Jacques

“Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them”

Ginnetta Correli

“There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.”

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

“There is no God, Nature sufficeth unto herself; in no wise hath she need of an author.”

Marquis de Sade

“People make the rules of society, not God.”

V.C. Andrews, Flowers in the Attic

“We were given the Scriptures to humble us into realizing that God is right, and the rest of us are just guessing.”

Rich Mullins

“Even God has a hell: his love of Mankind.”

Paulo Coelho, The Devil and Miss Prym

“Did I hear God call me an idiot? ”

William P. Young, The Shack

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