Baby Sitter Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=” Terry Pratchett float=none” width=”100%”] Hello, inner child, I’m the inner babysitter.      [wpsm_quote author=”Terry Pratchett float=none” width=”100%”]Hello, inner child, I’m the inner babysitter.
[wpsm_quote author=” John Connolly float=none” width=”100%”] It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are.      [wpsm_quote author=”John Connolly float=none” width=”100%”]It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are.
[wpsm_quote author=” Mokokoma Mokhonoana float=none” width=”100%”] Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.      [wpsm_quote author=”Mokokoma Mokhonoana float=none” width=”100%”]Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.
[wpsm_quote author=” Jane Fonda float=none” width=”100%”] I need someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that’s love. It’s not love – it’s babysitting.      [wpsm_quote author=”Jane Fonda float=none” width=”100%”]I need someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that’s love. It’s not love – it’s babysitting.
[wpsm_quote author=” Sabrina Carpenter float=none” width=”100%”] I’m not quite sure how I would do babysitting.      [wpsm_quote author=”Sabrina Carpenter float=none” width=”100%”]I’m not quite sure how I would do babysitting.
[wpsm_quote author=” Matthew Perry float=none” width=”100%”] I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it.      [wpsm_quote author=”Matthew Perry float=none” width=”100%”]I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it.
[wpsm_quote author=” J.B. Smoove float=none” width=”100%”] When you’re babysitting a kid, all you’re seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.      [wpsm_quote author=”J.B. Smoove float=none” width=”100%”]When you’re babysitting a kid, all you’re seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.
[wpsm_quote author=” Ivana Trump float=none” width=”100%”] I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid.      [wpsm_quote author=”Ivana Trump float=none” width=”100%”]I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid.
[wpsm_quote author=” Charles M. Schulz float=none” width=”100%”] I guess babysitters are like used cars. You never really know what you’re getting.      [wpsm_quote author=”Charles M. Schulz float=none” width=”100%”]I guess babysitters are like used cars. You never really know what you’re getting.
[wpsm_quote author=” unknown float=none” width=”100%”] A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.      [wpsm_quote author=”unknown float=none” width=”100%”]A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
[wpsm_quote author=” Christopher Titus float=none” width=”100%”] Benadryl – the seven-dollar babysitter.      [wpsm_quote author=”Christopher Titus float=none” width=”100%”]Benadryl – the seven-dollar babysitter.
[wpsm_quote author=” Taylor Kitsch float=none” width=”100%”] Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids.      [wpsm_quote author=”Taylor Kitsch float=none” width=”100%”]Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids.
[wpsm_quote author=” Demetri Martin float=none” width=”100%”] It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.      [wpsm_quote author=”Demetri Martin float=none” width=”100%”]It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
[wpsm_quote author=” Mindy Kaling float=none” width=”100%”] Bribes and boybands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.      [wpsm_quote author=”Mindy Kaling float=none” width=”100%”]Bribes and boybands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
[wpsm_quote author=” John Goodman float=none” width=”100%”] TV is the best babysitter.      [wpsm_quote author=”John Goodman float=none” width=”100%”]TV is the best babysitter.
[wpsm_quote author=” Dave Barry float=none” width=”100%”] The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.      [wpsm_quote author=”Dave Barry float=none” width=”100%”]The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.