Bachelor Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=” Phyllis Diller float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once      [wpsm_quote author=”Phyllis Diller float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
[wpsm_quote author=” Samuel Johnson float=none” width=”100%”] A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.      [wpsm_quote author=”Samuel Johnson float=none” width=”100%”]A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.
[wpsm_quote author=” Francis Bacon float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.      [wpsm_quote author=”Francis Bacon float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
[wpsm_quote author=” George Bernard Shaw float=none” width=”100%”] A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.      [wpsm_quote author=”George Bernard Shaw float=none” width=”100%”]A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
[wpsm_quote author=” Sholom Aleichem float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.      [wpsm_quote author=”Sholom Aleichem float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
[wpsm_quote author=” Earl Wilson float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women – but not far enough to lose his balance.      [wpsm_quote author=”Earl Wilson float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women – but not far enough to lose his balance.
[wpsm_quote author=” Henry Louis Mencken float=none” width=”100%”] Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.      [wpsm_quote author=”Henry Louis Mencken float=none” width=”100%”]Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
[wpsm_quote author=” Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.      [wpsm_quote author=”Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
[wpsm_quote author=” Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”] A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.      [wpsm_quote author=”Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”]A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
[wpsm_quote author=” Bangambiki Habyarimana float=none” width=”100%”] To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar.      [wpsm_quote author=”Bangambiki Habyarimana float=none” width=”100%”]To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar.
[wpsm_quote author=” George Jean Nathan float=none” width=”100%”] The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.      [wpsm_quote author=”George Jean Nathan float=none” width=”100%”]The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.
[wpsm_quote author=” John Ford float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life’s no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance.      [wpsm_quote author=”John Ford float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life’s no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance.
[wpsm_quote author=” Jilly Cooper float=none” width=”100%”] People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried.      [wpsm_quote author=”Jilly Cooper float=none” width=”100%”]People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried.
[wpsm_quote author=” Louisa Lawson float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor is only half a man.      [wpsm_quote author=”Louisa Lawson float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor is only half a man.
[wpsm_quote author=” Marcus Tullius Cicero float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor’s bed is the most pleasant.      [wpsm_quote author=”Marcus Tullius Cicero float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor’s bed is the most pleasant.
[wpsm_quote author=” Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.      [wpsm_quote author=”Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
[wpsm_quote author=” Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”] A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.      [wpsm_quote author=”Helen Rowland float=none” width=”100%”]A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.
[wpsm_quote author=” Herman Melville float=none” width=”100%”] Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.      [wpsm_quote author=”Herman Melville float=none” width=”100%”]Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.