Bacon Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Benjamin Franklin” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Doug Larson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ella Minster” float=”none” width=”100%”]The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Gwyneth Paltrow” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Hugh Kingsmill” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bacon’s not the only thing that’s cured by hanging from a string.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jasper Fforde” float=”none” width=”100%”]Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jeff Gunhus” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a 90 percent better chance of working out.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jen Rasmussen” float=”none” width=”100%”]It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jim Gaffigan” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jim Gaffigan” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Louis CK” float=”none” width=”100%”]When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president or anything. Every time I’m eating bacon I think, I could die right now, and I mean it. That’s how good life is.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mango Wodzak” float=”none” width=”100%”]Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Nick Offerman” float=”none” width=”100%”]The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Penn Jillette” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You’re basically saying, I can’t make this other food taste good, so I’ll throw in bacon.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Tom Robbins” float=”none” width=”100%”]Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.[/wpsm_quote]