Banana Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”African Proverb” float=”none” width=”100%”]If the banana pest doesn’t die it will always reach at the ripe banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Anonymous” float=”none” width=”100%”]You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bill Gates” float=”none” width=”100%”]Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Brendan Morrison” float=”none” width=”100%”]Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Daphne Guinness” float=”none” width=”100%”]Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Darynda Jones” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Garth Risk Hallberg” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you throw a banana at a wall, there’s a small possibility that it will pass through the wall.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Groucho Marx” float=”none” width=”100%”]Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Harry Style” float=”none” width=”100%”]Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Helio Castroneves” float=”none” width=”100%”]The banana is good for retaining water, and the sugar brings me up. It’s going to look like oatmeal when it’s done, but it tastes much better.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kikuyu Proverb” float=”none” width=”100%”]The woman who gives birth to a child is like the banana tree that breaks under the weight of its fruit.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kiran Desai” float=”none” width=”100%”]No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mitch Hedberg” float=”none” width=”100%”]On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Nigerian Proverb” float=”none” width=”100%”]An old banana leaf was once young and green.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Peter Kay” float=”none” width=”100%”]You never know where to look when eating a banana.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ralph Waldo Emerson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robert Fulghum” float=”none” width=”100%”]Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Vilayanur S. Ramachandran” float=”none” width=”100%”]Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Powell” float=”none” width=”100%”]Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Willie LeHay” float=”none” width=”100%”]The weakest part of the banana is its underside. It’s better to store them on their belly or hang them on a tree. That’s why bananas aren’t piled two layers high.[/wpsm_quote]