Beer Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Al Bundy” float=”none” width=”100%”]Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ancient Egyptian Saying” float=”none” width=”100%”]The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Arnold Schwarzenegger” float=”none” width=”100%”]Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Author Unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Benjamin Franklin” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bruce Carlton” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Capital Brewery” float=”none” width=”100%”]People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dave Barry” float=”none” width=”100%”]Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”David Moulton” float=”none” width=”100%”]Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”David Rains Wallace” float=”none” width=”100%”]Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dr. Benjamin Rush” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer is a wholesome liquor abounds with nourishment.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Frank Zappa” float=”none” width=”100%”]You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Harold Rudolph” float=”none” width=”100%”]Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henry Lawson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Hervey Allen” float=”none” width=”100%”]Religions change; beer and wine remain.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jack Handy” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jim Parker” float=”none” width=”100%”]A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kaiser Welhelm” float=”none” width=”100%”]Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kinky Friedman” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Paracelsus” float=”none” width=”100%”]A little bit of beer is divine medicine.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Plato” float=”none” width=”100%”]He was a wise man who invented beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Stephen Morris” float=”none” width=”100%”]There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Stephen Wright” float=”none” width=”100%”]24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas Jefferson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Tina Fey” float=”none” width=”100%”]In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say scientists’ I meant Irish people.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Washington Irving” float=”none” width=”100%”]They who drink beer will think beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Wiley” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Shakespeare” float=”none” width=”100%”]For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Shakespeare” float=”none” width=”100%”]For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Winston Churchill” float=”none” width=”100%”]Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.[/wpsm_quote]