Bowling Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”David Lee Roth” float=”none” width=”100%”]The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Demetri Martin” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Don Carter” float=”none” width=”100%”]One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Don Johnson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Every bowling center should have a house pro.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Carlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Homer” float=”none” width=”100%”]We’re goin bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jay Park” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jeff Olson” float=”none” width=”100%”]There aren’t many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jim Gaffigan” float=”none” width=”100%”]Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John Calipari” float=”none” width=”100%”]You want perfection, go to a bowling alley![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Sanford Hansell” float=”none” width=”100%”]The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Shane Warne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn’t.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Stephen King” float=”none” width=”100%”]In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]All bowling balls look like they’ve just received shocking news.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]Bowling is like dating…A smooth approach and a great follow through produce great rewards.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]Even if you don’t knock down a lot of pins, be sure to strike a pretty pose.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s not how you bowl. it’s how you roll.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we’ve hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down.[/wpsm_quote]