Cow Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Abbie Hoffman” float=”none” width=”100%”]Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Alan Watts” float=”none” width=”100%”]Cows scream louder than carrots.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Gena Rowlands” float=”none” width=”100%”]Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Herbert” float=”none” width=”100%”]The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Hank Aaron” float=”none” width=”100%”]You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joel Salatin” float=”none” width=”100%”]We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John Harvey Kellogg” float=”none” width=”100%”]A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher’s stall passes as food.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John McNulty” float=”none” width=”100%”]The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Josh Billings” float=”none” width=”100%”]Keep a cow, and then the milk won’t have to be watered but once.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]Cow protection is the gift of Hinduism to the world.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]The cow to me is a sermon on pity.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mason Cooley” float=”none” width=”100%”]Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mason Cooley” float=”none” width=”100%”]The cow’s point of view deserves more literary attention.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Nikki Giovanni” float=”none” width=”100%”]Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ogden Nash” float=”none” width=”100%”]The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Oliver Gaspirtz” float=”none” width=”100%”]A cow’s heaven is a flower’s idea of hell.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Samuel Johnson” float=”none” width=”100%”]A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Shunryu Suzuki” float=”none” width=”100%”]To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Steven Wright” float=”none” width=”100%”]If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas de Quincey” float=”none” width=”100%”]Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Tom Robbins” float=”none” width=”100%”]You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Xenophanes” float=”none” width=”100%”]If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.[/wpsm_quote]