Dating Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Alexander Mccall Smith” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is really all about sex. In the conventional context, this means that the man invites the woman to go through a social encounter, the ultimate purpose of which is sexual engagement.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Alfred Jarry” float=”none” width=”100%”]Before you enter into the world of online dating, be prepared with what to say in case your date looks less the pictures you saw online and moe like a sunburned walrus.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Alfred Jarry” float=”none” width=”100%”]When you’ve exhausted the traditional dating channels of casual bar encounters and awkward exchanges at the grocery store, the option of online dating is a ray of hope in an otherwise desolate field of desperation and loneliness.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Andre Breton” float=”none” width=”100%”]Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you’re settling.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Andrew S. Trees” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Andy Warhol” float=”none” width=”100%”]Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bethany Jett” float=”none” width=”100%”]Everything he does while you’re dating is like a crystal ball predicting what he’s going to be like after you’re married. If you don’t like a habit of his, honey, unless you fix it before the altar, it’s there to stay.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Brooke Burke” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Chris Pine” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Criss Jami” float=”none” width=”100%”]“To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dan Piraro” float=”none” width=”100%”]I know we’ve only just met, but I have the feeling that I’ve known you all my life because every little thing you do drives me up the wall.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dr. Myles Munroe” float=”none” width=”100%”]A person’s readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Gary Shandling” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’m dating a homeless woman. It’s easier to get her to stay over.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Helen Fielding” float=”none” width=”100%”]Everyone knows that dating in your thirties is not the happy-go-lucky free-for-all it was when you were twenty-two.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Helen Rowlnad” float=”none” width=”100%”]To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henry Cloud” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as “taking,” you are not getting it.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henry Cloud” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henry Cloud” float=”none” width=”100%”]People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari – like they’re trying to land the trophy.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jean Oram” float=”none” width=”100%”]You didn’t date someone to change him. You dated him because you wanted him for the way he was. Flaws and fears and all.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jefferson Bethke” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating with no intent to marry is like going to the grocery store with no money. You either leave unhappy or take something that isn’t yours.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jenna Alatari” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jim Bishop” float=”none” width=”100%”]Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a $1 million Stradivarius to a gorilla.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joey Adams” float=”none” width=”100%”]Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joshua Harris” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don’t have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can’t do anything about it.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joy Browne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is an emotional experience. You’re vulnerable. You’re letting someone you barely know see the real you. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joy Browne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating requires a leap of faith that the two of you can have a good time together for an hour or two. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joy Browne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating, after all is still about two people who are interested in one another and want to get together at a specific time and place. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joy Browne” float=”none” width=”100%”]In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joy Browne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Opposites attract— and then aggravate.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Judsen Culbreth” float=”none” width=”100%”]Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates. It could take you a lifetime to do the investigation that the computer comes up with in seconds.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Karen Salmansohn” float=”none” width=”100%”]Don’t look for a partner who is eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Katharine Hepburn” float=”none” width=”100%”]Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Katie Kosko” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is like searching for the perfect wine. One date is too fruity, another too dry, and still another too much bouquet (cologne overdose). But once you find the perfect variety that suits your taste, get drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kelly Starling” float=”none” width=”100%”]Everybody knows the pressure of a first date: Searching for that perfect outfit. Hunting for ways to be engaging. Dissecting each detail when it’s over to check for mistakes. Dating can make even the most confident person lose his cool.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kendrick Cole” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lauren Conrad” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is all about the chase. It’s fun![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Laurie Perry” float=”none” width=”100%”]Online dating is just as murky and full of lemons as finding a used car in the classifieds. Once you learn the lingo, it’s easier to spot the models with high mileage and no warranty.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lisa Kleypas” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers actually get better when they’ve had a little time to mature. But others should be thrown out right away, No matter how you try to warm them up, they’re never as good as when they were new.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lori Giarnella” float=”none” width=”100%”]My biggest problem with dating is that I have no game. Some women can just bat their eyes and men come running. The men just keep popping up one after another. It’s like they have a magical man-filled Pez dispenser.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mandy Hale” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Better to put your heart on the line, risk everything, and walk away with nothing than play it safe. Love is a lot of things, but “safe” isn’t one of them.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Marguerite Duras” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s afterward you realize that the feeling of happiness you had with a man didn’t necessarily prove that you loved him.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Maria Bamford” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’m afraid of dating. When the guy shows up at the door, I give him my purse and beg him not to hurt me.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mark Amend” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mark Patinkin” float=”none” width=”100%”]Never date a woman you can hear ticking.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rashida Jones” float=”none” width=”100%”]Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rebecca Christian” float=”none” width=”100%”]Men will sleep with women they wouldn’t date, and women will date men they wouldn’t sleep with.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rebecca Sharp Colmer” float=”none” width=”100%”]A date may be just a pleasant coming together; a way of saying thank you for a favor, or it may be a delicate step in a courtship and mating dance.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rebecca Sharp Colmer” float=”none” width=”100%”]But the one thing that says it all about dating is: it is about communication. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rebecca Sharp Colmer” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is something you do before making binding choices or exclusive commitments.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rebecca Sharp Colmer” float=”none” width=”100%”]The bottomline is that dating is supposed to be fun and enjoyable. Maybe a few butterflies will flutter in your tummy but that is part of the thrill of dating.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rita Rudner” float=”none” width=”100%”]Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robin Bielman” float=”none” width=”100%”]Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it’s going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rupert Brooke” float=”none” width=”100%”]And I shall find some girl perhaps, and a better one than you. With eyes as wise, but kindlier, and lips as soft, but true, and I daresay she will do.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Sarah Moores” float=”none” width=”100%”]Date someone because you already see a future, not because you want to see if you would work out.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Stevie Nicks” float=”none” width=”100%”]You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Sylvia Plath” float=”none” width=”100%”]There is so much hurt in this game of searching for a mate, of testing, trying. And you realize suddenly that you forgot it was a game, and turn away in tears.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Toni Braxton” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating is different when you get older. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Will Weaver” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating a grad student was like making hurried-up popcorn: lots of butter, high heat, instant noise.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Zack Love” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.[/wpsm_quote]