Dodgeball Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Andrew Lawrence” float=”none” width=”100%”]The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Andrew Wedderburn” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball isn’t much fun because Dead Kids like to come right up to you and throw the ball as hard as they can at the top of your head or your stomach.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ayelet Waldman” float=”none” width=”100%”]The only children who like dodgeball are the ones who don’t get hit, who don’t get eliminated, who don’t get whaled on.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ben Applebaum” float=”none” width=”100%”]Playing around offers plenty of challenges–such as figuring out how to dominate in TicTac Toe or the best way to bean your buddy with a dodgeball.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ben Stiller” float=”none” width=”100%”]Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bill Berry” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’ve got my telescope head in the haystack / I’m getting tired of your dodgeball circus act / Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bill Lawrence” float=”none” width=”100%”]I think it’s like a game of dodgeball. There’s a lot of chaos and screaming [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Byron Katie” float=”none” width=”100%”]our True Nature Is Love. There’s Nothing You Can Do About It.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Christina Hoff Sommers” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball is one of the first opportunities in life to figure out which one you are and how you’re going to deal with it.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Damon Dash” float=”none” width=”100%”]The old heads told me life wasn’t a game / But mine steady feeling like pinball, dodgeball / Chasing freedom, establish a kingdom[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dennis Crowley” float=”none” width=”100%”]Forget about where you want to be and go out and build stuff. Dodgeball came from being bored at work… things happen because you make them happen. Stop sketching, and start building.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Carlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]And he won’t be allowed to play dodgeball because it’s exclusionary, and it promotes aggression. Standing around is still okay.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Watsky” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’m at the park playing dodgeball / Drinking San Pellegrino like it’s Cristal / No school, alcohol / Living no rules—Calvinball[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John Bingham” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’m not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn’t the shortest kid in the class.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Julia Scheeres” float=”none” width=”100%”]For many kids, dodgeball isn’t a game: It’s revenge. It’s their chance to settle a score in a legitimate fashion.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kristin Hersh” float=”none” width=”100%”]As you’re trying to shield your glass / Newborn from the dodgeballs / And aching for children / That you have never seen / It’s still a tragedy [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lance Armstrong” float=”none” width=”100%”]Well I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough they wouldn’t have anything to regret for the rest of their life.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mary Alianson” float=”none” width=”100%”]All these games are based on a form of dodgeball which is popular and fun to play, uses very little equipment and is ideal for playing both indoors and out.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Matthew E. Alleyne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Most young dodgeball players think that throwing hard is how to win, but I’ve learned that’s not the best way to play the game. Use accuracy, bounce throws and other tricks to fool the player in the middle. If you throw hard, you lose accuracy.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Michele Jakubowski” float=”none” width=”100%”]Also, dodgeball is a great way to relieve stress. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Michele Jakubowski” float=”none” width=”100%”]Yes! Of all the fun things we do in gym, dodgeball is my favorite![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”N.C. Yeutter” float=”none” width=”100%”]As the number of players on each team began to decrease, the quality of Dodgeball on the court began to increase.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Patches O’Houlihan” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Patches O’Houlihan” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Patches O’Houlihan” float=”none” width=”100%”]Remember the 5 D’s of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Patches O’Houlihan” float=”none” width=”100%”]Take care of your balls and they’ll take care of you.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Pete Docter” float=”none” width=”100%”]Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Peter Nuttall” float=”none” width=”100%”]When you encounter a Dodgeball team, it is fairly easy to tell which players are the least skilled. The flatness if a player’s face is a direct correlation to their ability.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rawson Marshall Thurber” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rob Regis” float=”none” width=”100%”]Memories / Going back and forth / Like dodgeball / Babylove / Whatta ball / License to ill[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robyn Waters” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball cardio classes have proliferated, as have official dodgeball societies.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robyn Waters” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball is not only a favored recreational activity for young people, it has also become an often-used team-building exercise in the business world.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robyn Waters” float=”none” width=”100%”]Turns out all that dodging, ducking, and running provides a real aerobic workout.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robyn Waters” float=”none” width=”100%”]While dodgeball and double Dutch are examples of actual games being reinvented, there are instances where a redesign of a game’s accouterments can lead to revitalized sales and a boost for the sport itself.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Scott McNeely” float=”none” width=”100%”]Don’t be fooled. Modern dodgeball is played by serious-minded adults in competitive leagues both in the USA and internationally.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Scott McNeely” float=”none” width=”100%”]Naysayers classify dodgeball as mere game. They have a point: dodgeball is a popular recess activity in many elementary schools.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Stuart Kantor” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball is as harmful to America’s children as water is to fish.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Stuart Kantor” float=”none” width=”100%”]I think that Dodgeball detailed an entire generation of Americans. It’s the true red menace.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Vince Vaughn” float=”none” width=”100%”]I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Boniface” float=”none” width=”100%”]Dodgeball had been eliminated from grade school gym classes years ago because the already violent games only got worse when kids with superpowers were added to the mix.[/wpsm_quote]