Drinking Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Aaron Howard” float=”none” width=”100%”]Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an Oxymoron.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ann Landers” float=”none” width=”100%”]People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Artie Lange” float=”none” width=”100%”]The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ben Jonson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Benjamin Franklin” float=”none” width=”100%”]He that drinks fast, pays slow.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Benjamin Franklin” float=”none” width=”100%”]In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Benjamin Franklin” float=”none” width=”100%”]There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bette Davis” float=”none” width=”100%”]There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bill Cosby” float=”none” width=”100%”]Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring or drinking.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Catherine Helen Spence” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Celia Rivenbark” float=”none” width=”100%”]You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Charles Bukowski” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Charles Bukowski” float=”none” width=”100%”]If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Charlie Chaplin” float=”none” width=”100%”]A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Desi Arnaz” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Emile Peynaud” float=”none” width=”100%”]Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Erich Maria Remarque” float=”none” width=”100%”]That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ernest Hemingway” float=”none” width=”100%”]Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ernest Hemingway” float=”none” width=”100%”]An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ernest Hemingway” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking is a way of ending the day.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ernest Hemingway” float=”none” width=”100%”]I drink to make other people more interesting.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”F. Scott Fitzgerald” float=”none” width=”100%”]First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Frank Sinatra” float=”none” width=”100%”]I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Frantois Rabelais” float=”none” width=”100%”]When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Friedrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”G.K. Chesterton” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Gordon” float=”none” width=”100%”]What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Jean Nathan” float=”none” width=”100%”]I drink to make other people interesting.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”German Proverb” float=”none” width=”100%”]To good eating belongs good drinking. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henny Youngman” float=”none” width=”100%”]When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henry David Thoreau” float=”none” width=”100%”]Water is the only drink for a wise man.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Heruba” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking makes the mind go sober.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Hunter S. Thompson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Good people drink good beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ian Fleming” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jack Kerouac” float=”none” width=”100%”]Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jarod Kintz” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of ?I?m listening.?[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jim Morrison” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jimmy Breslin” float=”none” width=”100%”]When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joe E Ellis” float=”none” width=”100%”]I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John Selden” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Johnson” float=”none” width=”100%”]I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night’s drunkenness may defeat the labours of forty days well employed.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Knute Rockne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Latin Proverb” float=”none” width=”100%”]It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lillian Hellman” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lord Byron” float=”none” width=”100%”]What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Louis Pasteur” float=”none” width=”100%”]A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mark Twain” float=”none” width=”100%”]Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mark Twain” float=”none” width=”100%”]Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mignon McLaughlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Nathanael West” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s solitary drinking that makes drunkards.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Oscar Levant” float=”none” width=”100%”]I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Oscar Wilde” float=”none” width=”100%”]After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Richard Braunstein” float=”none” width=”100%”]The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robert Benchley” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robert Benchley” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rodney Dangerfield” float=”none” width=”100%”]My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Samuel Johnson” float=”none” width=”100%”]One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Scottish Proverb” float=”none” width=”100%”]They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Seneca” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Steve Fergosi” float=”none” width=”100%”]A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Terry Goodkind” float=”none” width=”100%”]The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas Becon” float=”none” width=”100%”]When the wine is in, the wit is out.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas Fuller” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man. [/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas Jefferson” float=”none” width=”100%”]Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]BEER doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, walls…[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”unknown” float=”none” width=”100%”]You cant buy HAPPINESS, but you can buy BEER. And that’s pretty much the same thing![/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Vicki Lesage” float=”none” width=”100%”]I’ve never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”W.C. Fields” float=”none” width=”100%”]I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Butler Yeats” float=”none” width=”100%”]The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Faulkner” float=”none” width=”100%”]Pouring out liquor is like burning books.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Shakespeare” float=”none” width=”100%”]I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Winston Churchill” float=”none” width=”100%”]The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Winston S. Churchill” float=”none” width=”100%”]A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.[/wpsm_quote]