Drunk Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Alben William Barkley” float=”none” width=”100%”]The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Anon” float=”none” width=”100%”]I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Anthony Liccione” float=”none” width=”100%”]Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Austin O’Malley” float=”none” width=”100%”]A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Benjamin Franklin” float=”none” width=”100%”]He that drinks fast, pays slow.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bertrand Russell” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drunkenness is temporary suicide.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Charles Darwin” float=”none” width=”100%”]An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Charlie Chaplin” float=”none” width=”100%”]A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Clea Duvall” float=”none” width=”100%”]Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone’s drunk all the time.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Damien Hirst” float=”none” width=”100%”]Sometimes when you’re drunk you can see better.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dean Martin” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dean Martin” float=”none” width=”100%”]You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Debasish Mridha” float=”none” width=”100%”]If you want to get drunk, get drunk with love.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Don Newcombe” float=”none” width=”100%”]As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dorothy Parker” float=”none” width=”100%”]I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three I’m under the table. Four I’m under my host.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dr. Alvan L. Barach” float=”none” width=”100%”]An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ernest Hemingway” float=”none” width=”100%”]Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald” float=”none” width=”100%”]First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Frank Sinatra” float=”none” width=”100%”]I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Gene O” float=”none” width=”100%”]Being sober a long time is a gift, but watching it touch lives around us is even sweeter.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Burns” float=”none” width=”100%”]It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Gina Gershon” float=”none” width=”100%”]You don’t quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you’re on the floor.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henny Youngman” float=”none” width=”100%”]When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Humphrey Bogart” float=”none” width=”100%”]The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jarrod Conway” float=”none” width=”100%”]Being half drunk is just another way of saying ‘your almost there.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jessica Nigri” float=”none” width=”100%”]When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joe E. Lewis” float=”none” width=”100%”]I drink to forget I drink.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lord Byron” float=”none” width=”100%”]Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”M.F. Moonzajer” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drunk forever dreaming you with or without you[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”M.F. Moonzajer” float=”none” width=”100%”]Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Nora Ephron” float=”none” width=”100%”]He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ozzy Osbourne” float=”none” width=”100%”]Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Publilius Syrus” float=”none” width=”100%”]To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Raymond Chandler” float=”none” width=”100%”]I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Sally Kellerman” float=”none” width=”100%”]I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Samuel Johnson” float=”none” width=”100%”]A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Seneca The Younger” float=”none” width=”100%”]Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Shmuel Yosef Agnon” float=”none” width=”100%”]Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Steve Fergosi” float=”none” width=”100%”]A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas Jefferson” float=”none” width=”100%”]No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Tom Hardy” float=”none” width=”100%”]I liked you better when you were drunk .[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Vidal Sassoon” float=”none” width=”100%”]It’s okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”W.C. Fields” float=”none” width=”100%”]Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”W.C. Fields” float=”none” width=”100%”]Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy, I’ve done it a thousand times.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Washington Irving” float=”none” width=”100%”]They who drink beer will think beer.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Wellins Calcott” float=”none” width=”100%”]He that is a drunkard is qualified for all vice.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Butler Yeats” float=”none” width=”100%”]The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”William Shakespeare” float=”none” width=”100%”]That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Winston Churchill” float=”none” width=”100%”]I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Winston Churchill” float=”none” width=”100%”]I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly.[/wpsm_quote]