Religion Quotes

[wpsm_quote author=”Garrison Keillor” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Albert Einstein” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John Milton, Paradise Lost” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God has no religion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Friedrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Hate the sin, love the sinner.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Friedrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dan Brown, Angels & Demons” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Science and religion are not at odds. Science is simply too young to understand.”[/wpsm_quote]
“[wpsm_quote author=””William Blake, Auguries of Innocence”” float=””none”” width=””100%””]“A truth that’s told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.”[/wpsm_quote]”
[wpsm_quote author=”Ralph Waldo Emerson” float=”none” width=”100%”]“All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis” float=”none” width=”100%”]“He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” John Keats, Ode On A Grecian Urn And Other Poems” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard, are sweeter”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Abraham Lincoln” float=”none” width=”100%”]“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Dalai Lama XIV” float=”none” width=”100%”]“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Friedrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Is man merely a mistake of God’s? Or God merely a mistake of man?”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mark Twain” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” George Carlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Religion is like a pair of shoes…..Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Vikram Seth, A Suitable Boy” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God save us from people who mean well.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Augustine of Hippo, Confessions” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”T D Jakes” float=”none” width=”100%”]“No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn’t in submission to God!”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Edgar Allan Poe” float=”none” width=”100%”]“All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”alice walker, The Color Purple” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don’t notice it.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” George Carlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]“He – and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Carl Sandburg” float=”none” width=”100%”]“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Anonymous, Holy Bible: New International Version” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Above all else, guard your heart for it affects everything else you do.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Alan Wilson Watts” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” Isaac Asimov” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Christopher Hitchens” float=”none” width=”100%”]“To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation—is that good for the world?”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jon Stewart” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”G.K. Chesterton, What’s Wrong with the World” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Elizabeth Gilbert” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Look for God, suggests my Guru. Look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959″ float=”none” width=”100%”]“I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Albert Camus” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jon Stewart” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Friedrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]“In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I want God to play in my bloodstream the way sunlight amuses itself on the water.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” C.S. Lewis” float=”none” width=”100%”]“It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Shannon L. Alder” float=”none” width=”100%”]“There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Christopher Hitchens, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair” float=”none” width=”100%”]“You would not have called to me unless I had been calling to you,” said the Lion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mark Twain” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Frank Sinatra” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Douglas Coupland, The Gum Thief” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I don’t deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Gordon B. Hinckley” float=”none” width=”100%”]“In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Elizabeth Barrett Browning” float=”none” width=”100%”]“No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Aleister Crowley, Magick: Liber Aba: Book 4″ float=”none” width=”100%”]“One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously; but to take it seriously one must be already mad.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Voltaire” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”A.W. Tozer” float=”none” width=”100%”]“What comes into our minds when we think about God is the most important thing about us.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I seem to have run in a great circle, and met myself again on the starting line.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, the Whale” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Martin Luther” float=”none” width=”100%”]“We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Albert Einstein” float=”none” width=”100%”]“If there is any religion that could respond to the needs of modern science, it would be Buddhism.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Cormac McCarthy, The Road” float=”none” width=”100%”]“There is no God and we are his prophets.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Confucius” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Carl Sagan” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I don’t want to believe. I want to know.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”John Lennon” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God is a concept by which we measure our pain.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Only priests and fools are fearless and I’ve never been on the best of terms with God.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses” float=”none” width=”100%”]“From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Rick Warren” float=”none” width=”100%”]“You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bernard Branson” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore” float=”none” width=”100%”]“If you think God’s there, He is. If you don’t, He isn’t. And if that’s what God’s like, I wouldn’t worry about it.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jodi Picoult, Keeping Faith” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Sometimes you can see things happen right in front of your eyes and still jump to the wrong conclusions.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters” float=”none” width=”100%”]“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Carlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jiddu Krishnamurti, The First and Last Freedom” float=”none” width=”100%”]“It is truth that liberates, not your effort to be free.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Oliver James” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Music is my higher power”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Woody Allen” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Yann Martel, Life of Pi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“If there’s only one nation in the sky, shouldn’t all passports be valid for it?”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God doesn’t need to punish us. He just grants us a long enough life to punish ourselves.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Bernard Shaw” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I call him religious who understands the suffering of others.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis, Surprised by Joy: The Shape of My Early Life” float=”none” width=”100%”]“A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Robert A. Heinlein” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Fredrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I assess the power of a will by how much resistance, pain, torture it endures and knows how to turn to its advantage”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” George Carlin” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Joseph Campbell” float=”none” width=”100%”]“All religions are true but none are literal.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” David Hume, A Treatise of Human Nature” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I believe in the fundamental truth of all great religions of the world.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis, The Joyful Christian” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Aim at Heaven and you will get Earth ‘thrown in’: aim at Earth and you will get neither.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Martin Luther” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I have so much to do that I shall spend the first three hours in prayer.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Pope John Paul II (Karol Wojtyła)” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”C.S. Lewis, The Magician’s Nephew” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Oh, Adam’s sons, how cleverly you defend yourselves against all that might do you good!”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Ray Bradbury, The October Country” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The minute you get a religion you stop thinking. Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jimmy Carter” float=”none” width=”100%”]“We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 4: 1944-1947″ float=”none” width=”100%”]“When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Richard Dawkins” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Kahlil Gibran” float=”none” width=”100%”]“One’s own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one’s Maker and no one else’s.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Frank Zappa” float=”none” width=”100%”]“There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”George Gordon Byron” float=”none” width=”100%”]“There is something pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I deny nothing, but doubt everything.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” Joel Osteen” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Bill Maher” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Religion isn’t the cause of wars, it’s the excuse.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Edmond de Goncourt” float=”none” width=”100%”]“If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Richard Pryor” float=”none” width=”100%”]“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Denis Diderot” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Mahatma Gandhi” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Yes I am, I am also a Muslim, a Christian, a Buddhist, and a Jew.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I have found God, but he is insufficient.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Richard K. Morgan, Broken Angels” float=”none” width=”100%”]“A preoccupation with the next world clearly shows an inability to cope credibly with this one.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Voltairine de Cleyre” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I die, as I have lived, a free spirit, an Anarchist, owing no allegiance to rulers, heavenly or earthly.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” Isaac Newton” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Fyodor Dostoevsky” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Without God all things are permitted.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Sam Harris” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Theology is ignorance with wings.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Martin Luther” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Be a sinner and sin boldly, but believe and rejoice in Christ even more boldly.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Neil DeGrasse Tyson” float=”none” width=”100%”]“God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Vine Deloria Jr.” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Religion is for people who’re afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who’ve already been there.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=” Umberto Eco, The Prague Cemetery” float=”none” width=”100%”]“People are never so completely and enthusiastically evil as when they act out of religious conviction.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Neil Gaiman, American Gods” float=”none” width=”100%”]“It doesn’t matter that you didn’t believe in us,” said Mr. Ibis. “We believed in you.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Isaac Asimov” float=”none” width=”100%”]“To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Friedrich Nietzsche” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Flannery O’Connor” float=”none” width=”100%”]“I think it is safe to say that while the South is hardly Christ-centered, it is most certainly Christ-haunted.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Arthur Schopenhauer” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think. ”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Arthur C. Clarke” float=”none” width=”100%”]“One of the greatest tragedies in mankind’s entire history may be that morality was hijacked by religion.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Lenny Bruce” float=”none” width=”100%”]“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”[/wpsm_quote]
[wpsm_quote author=”Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason” float=”none” width=”100%”]“One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.”[/wpsm_quote]